What is the most disgusting thing in existence?

When asked, “What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?” you might think of a nasty green goop that oozes from a beaver carcass. The answer to this question is far more obvious than a green slime. The answer is right under our noses (literally) – shit! Its dynamic array of colors, smells, and textures clearly qualify shit to be the most disgusting thing ever.

Shit is too ubiquitous in our lives and therefore is understated to how disgusting it really is. We often forget that people are carrying hefty loads of shit at all times. Imagine how our perceptions of people will change if this subtle fact was made explicit. In the video game, The Sims, every character has a diamond thing hovering over its head. Imagine that in real life everyone had their stool displayed right over their heads.

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Knowing there is a chuck of shit dwelling inside this top model will inevitably bring her hotness level a few notches down. How can you possibly think someone is attractive knowing there is a steaming pile of mush lodged inside her? It’s like looking at a fresh glazed doughnut, but instead of being filled with cool creamy custard it’s stuffed with warm chunky shit!

Next time you see a hot girl shakin her ass in the club, just remember what else she is shakin.