Friday, August 24, 2007

An Alternative for Age Requirement Laws

We all love to hate America’s drinking age requirements. Everyone is familiar with this argument,

“If we can choose to die for our country at 18, shouldn’t we be mature enough to choose to drink alcohol?”

Whenever a lot of people preach the same one-liner argument, I switch into skeptic mode. There is a good chance the majority of people saying this one-liner are emotionally attached to their position. If you are 18 and cannot find anyone to buy you alcohol for a party, you are going to concur with like-minded opinions, especially the ones that are easy to understand.

What is this argument really about? Does it show the ridiculousness of government age regulations or something else? There is obviously a certain age that people reach when they are mature enough to make a particular decision. A 5-year-old is not mature enough to decide to drink alcohol, and therefore shouldn’t be given the right to buy alcohol. What about a 6-year-old? Or 7-year-old? Eventually you will reach an age when that person is mature enough.

The government is faced with a problem, they know there exists an age where a person is mature enough to make certain decisions, but at what age should they set the law to? Quantifying the age of maturity for a country as a whole is impossible. The average age of maturity varies in every state, region, or even county!

This brings me to my next point, who should have jurisdiction on age regulation? In my opinion this jurisdiction should be delegated to individual cities. There could be some company that assesses the average age of maturity in a city. This assessment will include the demographics, the violence rate, number of young people, teen drunk driving incidents, etc. Then each city can decide upon an appropriate age of maturity. This could be a good incentive for cities to be safer. If your city has lower age requirements, more people might move there and therefore house prices go up.




Thursday, August 9, 2007

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs [American Version]

The American version of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs.




Steps:

1. The foundation of this pyramid is Self-Actualization. An American must satisfy this step before they can move up the hierarchy. The American usually grows up in a comfortable atmosphere where food, shelter, and clothing are in abundance. At this point in time the young American has no struggles. All he can do is ponder the artificial meanings of life that the American culture has brought to them.

2. The American child quickly realizes that they need to look like a celebrity if they want to retain self-actualization. Once makeovers, manicures, and pedicures are all taken care of, the American dwells in promiscuity. Once the need to be with many partners is fulfilled, the American can move up a step in the hierarchy.

3. After countless break-ups and hook-ups, the American desires to settle down with a unique individual. The American seeks love, as opposed to just sex, from this individual. Marriage finally takes place to sanction their love for one another.

4. When an American family is created, they seek top security; nothing can come in the way of the nuclear family. The family will make sure they don’t live in a godless society that may otherwise put the family in danger. They will also vote for the politician that promises the best homeland security.

5. The last step of the hierarchy, and the most desirable place to reach, is the physiological needs. Once the lower levels have been fulfilled, the American will start to take care of their body. The average American only reaches this step at around forty years old. They realize their body has taken a beating by the years of promiscuity and starvation diets. The sooner the American reaches this step, the sooner happiness will take into effect.

Now, a fun exercise for my readers: try to imagine what the American food pyramid looks like.


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Mini Freakonomics

1.The Poor Baker’s Dozen

Ever wonder why donut places offer you one free donut in a dozen donuts? What additional satisfaction does the customer get with one extra thirteenth donut? In my local bakery, a dozen donuts costs me $6.00 and a single donut costs 75 cents. The customer’s value on the donut decreases with every additional donut. The value of one donut may start off at 75 cents, but by the thirteenth donut the value reaches around 20 cents (assuming the value decreases linearly by about 4 cents).

This means that the bakery is taking a loss by adding the thirteenth donut. The only reason they would add the thirteenth donut is if it was a big enough incentive (a mighty 20 cents of value) for their customers to buy more donuts.

Here is a question for you, would an extra thirteenth donut make you want to buy a dozen donuts when you otherwise wouldn’t have? No it wouldn’t, and that is why the baker’s dozen is a stupid business invention.

2. Halloween, A Night of Horrifying Economics

Halloween is that time of year where millions of dollars of candy don’t get optimized. A large percentage of the candy kids get is not wanted and thrown away. There should be a “National Halloween Free Trade Market,” that opens up the week following Halloween. This will allow kids everywhere to trade candies they don’t like for those they do like.

3. Party Goers Might be Superficial

People who go to parties or clubs on a regular basis to meet a mate are more likely to be superficial. When you go to a social scene like this, you are exposed to many potential mates. You would need to narrow down your choices in a matter seconds! Choosing the right person to ‘hit’ on in the pool of potentials may be a superficial process. You must point out superficial qualities in a person because you don’t have time to get to know everyone. This superficial selection attribute may spill over to your daily life. A potential mate at work may be shot down before you ever get to know each other.

4. Religious People More Likely to be Racist

By religious people, I mean people who identify themselves as the same religion as the one they were raised to be. The same qualities reside in both religious people and racists.

Both:
- Have faith that their beliefs are correct.
- Have no evidence to justify their beliefs.
- Refuse to open themselves to new perspectives on their beliefs.
- Don't allow logic to interfere with learned behavior/thoughts.
- Feel more in touch with peers when practicing beliefs.

This correlation may be off because there is a much stronger stigma to be racist than religious. The possibility is increased because they have the prerequisite characteristics of a racist.

5. Music Artists Finally Get Paid What They Deserve

The record industry has reached the lowest point in history. This would make song artists pissed off because now they don't make as much money. They shouldn't be pissed! They are finally receiving the amount of money they always deserved.

CEOs make a lot of money because their skills are in short supply and highly demanded. Now a day, all you need to be successful in the music industry is an excellent marketing team and a sufficient budget. The amount of people with an adequate amount of music skill is not in short supply. Now the song artists will receive a more accurate amount of money their skill deserves.

Monday, August 6, 2007

How to Judge a Girl's Attractivness

Imagine you are in a Starbucks with a gossip buddy and one of you spots a girl who looks like she came back from a Paris Hilton convention. Her face has enough makeup to protect her skin from a powerful laser. Her skirt is so short she couldn’t hide a paperclip between her legs. You whisper to your friend, “Jesus, I bet she is disgusting behind all that glamour gear.” Then your friend replies, “Yea, um, I would still hit it.”

In this case, who is making a better judgment on the attractiveness of this Paris impersonator? I would argue that your friend would have the better judgment.

There are two extreme ways of judging a girl’s attractiveness. 1) Judge how she looks in the worst lighting and the worst camera angles. 2) Judge how she looks in the best lighting and the best camera angle. Both ways offer a fair platform to scrutinize and compare her looks with others. There are two things wrong with making these judgments. Firstly, the majority of the time you won’t see this girl in the worst or best possible way, so you have to judge her somewhere in between. Secondly, consider two girls, girl X looks better than girl Y in the judgment analysis 1. However, girl Y looks better in the judgment analysis 2! This contradiction leads me to believe that there is no objective way of judging the attractiveness of a girl.

Now lets analyze the attractiveness of the Paris Hilton wannabe. Considering that she walked into a Starbucks with how she was dressed, it is probably how she looks like the majority of the time. If both of you agree that she is hot at that moment, then she becomes officially hot.

Disregard everything above if you are drunk.

AI is Blind

Everyone has seen the movies where robots live amongst organic beings like ourselves. As technology increases exponentially, many people believe this will soon be reality. As awesome as it sounds to have robot slaves wipe your ass (ethics aside), it is still a far-fetched idea. How would the robot be able to identify your ass instead of another cushioned semi-sphere?

Vision in humans is a highly complicated mechanism. We evolved to symbolically respond to the objects we see. When we see a photo of a loved one, our brain is triggered emotionally rather than just computing the photo as geometric shapes. We also evolved to see symbols in objects that barely have resemblance to reality. We see faces where none exist, like this smiley face =).

A funny example when this adaptation fails:

Would a robot be able to make this same mistake? It may be possible to have its or his AI strong enough to make the mistake, but it seems unlikely to be invented in the near future. This is partially why making a self-driving car is so convoluted. How could its AI identify an old woman driving in front of it? In which case it would have to tailgate until she pulls over. On a more serious note, there are many instances where symbolic human vision is needed.