Girl Jokes That Aren't Funny Anymore

Girl Joke #1: "Haha, You fail at life"

One common format for a punch line is to use a word that is unexpected. How many times have you heard girls say this joke? Twice? Three times? They completely shatter the unpredictable element of the joke. The punch line is so predictable that it’s the same as if it were a normal statement and that’s just depressing.

Girl Joke #2: "Good point! Want a cookie?"

This Joke usually occurs after pointing out the girl’s stupidity in a condensing fashion e.g. after pointing out that she shouldn’t be wearing a mini-skirt in freezing whether. Saying this joke should oblige the girl to literally bake a batch of cookies and give them to funny people.

Girl Joke #3: "Oops! Jay Kay!"

Great, she just said something mind-numbingly dumb and covers it up with an even dumber joke. I bet this joke wasn’t even thought up; it was just a knee-jerk reaction due to the constant usage of the acronym in her online conversations.

Girl Joke #4: "Ah, my bad, no biscuit for me."

Yea, no biscuit for you bitch.

Girl Joke #5: "Sucks to be you"

The only thing separating this sentence from being a rude thing to say is the bitchy tone. The girl is at a lose-lose situation; either way she says this joke, she is bound to be ostracized. This joke has the unique quality of applying itself to the joke teller.

Girl Joke #6: "Awk ward Teeheehee"

There is a comedic pause between the two syllables in the word awkward… genius! Next time a girl says this make sure to say, “you’re fat,” then pause for ten seconds and follow up with “Awk ward.”

Girl Joke #7:"Hahaha, not funny"

This phrase is so ubiquitous amongst girls that it has absolutely no element of surprise. Merely mouthing the phrase, with the appropriate facial expressions, will suffice in delivering the same message.