Why we aren't all Hung Like a Horse

There you are in front of your mirror looking at your reflection in utter disappointment. Regardless of being a man or woman you realize how un-sexy you are, unfortunately, odds are you’re right. But don’t blame your dad’s big-nose gene, blame society’s ridiculous high standards for sexuality. These standards are no longer a woman’s burden; nowadays a man too must struggle to be a sexual stallion. His penis needs to be at least the size of a super burrito and his abs as hard as limestone. Sadly, this total package won’t suffice - he must also be an orgasm-giving machine. He should be able to make the woman squeal for hours on end as she has orgasms upon orgasms. He knows the women will gossip about his inadequacies if he ‘falls short’ of the standards.

Some might accuse me for spewing out gender stereotypes with no proof to back it up. Well, the proof is so abundant it is self-evident to any member of society. In 2004 the drugs bought most often online were Lipitor and Viagra, one to lower cholesterol and one to help with erectile dysfunction. It is hard to believe that erectile dysfunction is more common than other symptom such as, oh I don't know... pain! You might have not known that premature ejaculation is more common than erectile dysfunction, but you won’t see a premature ejaculation pill as a best seller. That just doesn’t sound as lucrative as a six-hour erection.

Men are so obsessed with their size that they are willing to spend money pretending to have a foot-long. 90% of men measure between 5 to 7 inches; anything beyond or below that is exceptionally rare. Why do they have Magnum XXL condoms when a normal one can cover a grapefruit? Why don’t they offer Pee-wee XXS condoms for the unfortunate bottom tenth percent of men? Next we can examine porn and observe what people prefer to watch. You won’t find a professional male porn star with a penis smaller than 7 inches; anything less won’t satisfy society's penis obsession.

If women really did prefer men with larger beef missiles, shouldn’t we have evolved larger penises throughout time? After all, it would be a physical trait that would determine reproductive success. Unfortunately, we aren’t all hung like horses; therefore there must be something wrong with this hypothesis. It could be that larger size was and is never preferred by women. This would be difficult to prove; some women say they prefer it larger and some are indifferent to size. The answer to this conundrum may be more obvious than you think.

Only in the past century has there been a paradigm shift on what it means to have sex. In the past, sex was never about satisfying the woman and her preferences were not considered. Globally, women were suppose to repress themselves sexually and were used only for reproduction. In the medieval era, the Christian code said that sex was to be avoided like the plague, except for the bare minimum necessary to keep the race in existence. Only recently did the western world evolve its sexual morality and behavior such as changes documented in the sexual revolution.

No wonder the majority of men are sexually inadequate, they just weren’t trying for thousands of years!